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Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped


I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

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a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist

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I’m still laughing because 
When Lissa is bending down to greet Robin with a really cute smile that lasts a little moment, Chrom is like nope get out of the focus and let me get into this amnesiac guy’s personal space as much as possible like the ridiculous main character that I am

tags: #fe13

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what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality


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Let’s Play: GTA V || ‘Merica 

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Exclusive Marvel Hoodies from the Marvel Booth at SDCC 2014

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that pose tho

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you either die team lads or you live long enough to see yourself become team gents

tags: #rtah